capitalism

Extreme-right dictatorship in which power is controlled by the bourgeoisie, where the rich get richer, the poor stay poor the same way or get poorer, a part of the middle class getting rich and another part of the middle class getting poorer. Killed 58 million people.

I hate capitalism.

by Zymby May 1, 2023

Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020

capitalism vs communism

The great debate between the people who think communism is when the government does stuff and who think capitalism is when oversimplified logo and people who think that communism is when poor and capitalism is when rich.
Overall, the capitalists tend to win because the communists genuinely think that capitalism somehow directly made logos oversimplified, but none of them deserve to win and they both should block every social media except YouTube and say "do not recommend channel" whenever they see a political video to the YouTube algorithmic method of determining if you wish to watch a video or would instead prefer to watch the funny rat video.

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guy 2 magically does not see the rest of this argument, he took the L1?!//1/!??!!??!?!!?1/1?1/!?1/!?1/

by unfunny man July 13, 2022

Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.

by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022

BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 1

Red stone RELBJALOODS 🔴 AND BLUE UNITY RELBJALUDS 💙 DOUBJrags as in dragons 🐉 🐲. Player 1 will have to play with BJ sang and rose's if player 1 jumps all the red and blue and green army men then he will have to jump the crime boss after all the army men is out player 1 will have 10 credits just to win the whole game player 2 will have the army men and the crime boss player 1 will have BJ sang and rose's and the 10 credits to master the game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 1. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 11, 2022

True Capitalism

an economic system with absolutely no regulation

Switzerland is very close to True Capitalism whereas The USA is more Keynesian

by President Thomas Jefferson January 1, 2021

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