tight as a bird

to be angry or irritated

Jenny was tight as a bird after she failed the math test she'd studied for all night.

by awkwardhuman January 2, 2013

Tight Junction

Refers to the simultaneous penetration of a young lady whose orifices are deemed to be in no sense 'slack'.

Good Lord, Jeremy. You, me and this filly have made an extremely tight junction

by Bulling Don January 17, 2013

Gettin' tight

When a dude likes a chick, and his pants start "gettin' tight" about it.

"Hi Honey, how was your day at work?"
"Fine, beh-beh; the new girl was looking especially hot & fine today... She's lost a ton of weight, too!"
"WHAT?! Hey, asshole! I don't need to be hearin' you talk about how you're all 'gettin' tight' over OTHER WOMEN at your work."
"Oh, right.... Sorry."

by Professor Von Forster October 20, 2013

College Tights

Brightly coloured and patterned tights or leggings worn over the legs, normally with a skirt or shorts worn over the top, to school or college.

Derick: "Hey, there is Megan."
*Megan walks in wearing a short skirt and brightly couloured, floral patterned tights*
Megan: "Hey!"
Derick: "Interesting tights..."
Megan: "These are my college tights, bright and eye-catching."

by EmilyAS November 15, 2011

Tight eight

When you are less than 8 cums in and the body just isn’t doing it for you anymore. Back to the park I go. If I don’t get my tight eight I’m quite the grump.

You don’t want to run into me unless I’ve had my tight eight.

by Babababa420 January 14, 2023

Tight butthole

Best butthole ever in all the land

Jenny's vagina was hella tight butthole

by Festering moist bologna June 10, 2018

Tight Cannabanus

The act of blowing smoke up someone's anus utilizing a crazy straw and proceeding to blow it straight into a separate individuals mouth with a powerful fart.

Dude, Brandon totally pulled the ol' Tight Cannabanus with Mia last night.

by Avi Avi February 1, 2021