Fucked by a rhino

To be kicked in the small of the back without warning and appropriately named after a charging rhino rearing up and planting it's horn right up in the small of your back, kicked without warning usually extremely painful especially if you're over 18

Yo dude I'm sorry
How did you kick me so hard
I don't know what did it feel like, being Fucked by a rhino.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

Rhino Party

The Rhino party is a Canadian political party that deserves all the votes. They have all the great ideas; Counting the 1000 islands, bringing Canada off the gold standard and on to the snow standard, painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times, Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will, Knocking down the Rocky Mountains and building giant bicycle paths sloping downhill in both directions, so Canadians could coast from coast to coast, and to increase the safety of Canadian children, the name of newborns must be at least 12 letters, including a capital letter, a number and a special character.

Did you vote for the rhino party?

by Server's Favorite Rhino March 24, 2021

Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.

Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.

by rumhammer July 4, 2025

African Rhino

A lesbian Sex position where one straps a dildo to their nose, the proceeds to chase the other around a track and if they get caught, they get fucked.

Hey, want to go for a game of African Rhino

by TheGodApollo July 22, 2022