A dangerous boy who loves feet, and testicles. He is the hottest person alive but honestly is kinda goofy with his communist views. Everyone loves a good Craig now and then.
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Get the Craig mug.My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
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Get the My Name is Craig Tucker mug.A person of the causcasian persuasion usually from the uk, hasn’t shaved in about a week and is most likely a lightweight
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Get the Wee Craig mug.Craig is kind, hardworking, and smart. He tries his best to make other people happy and always seems to be doing something for someone else. He has so much integrity and never seems to realize it. He doesn't even realize how much of a good person he is. People tend to talk down on him or put the blame on him, but the reality is that he does his best and most of the time it's better than the other people. Craig tries really hard to impress the people that he likes, but once he gets comfortable he is one of the most laid-back and understanding people you'll ever know. He might seem stubborn (he really is) but he is really just passionate about what he does. Overall, Craig is a good person and everyone should give him a chance.
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Get the Craig mug.To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity by shooting significantly wide of the goal. Typically applied to football players from Hull or their supporters.
A great ball into the box from Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney gets onto the end of it, he takes the shot first time but he's totally Craiged it. Oh my word, he's put it in row Z.
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