coconut mommy

A milf that does coke.

"Bro your moms a coconut mommy"

by kayisfoul August 20, 2021

Coconut Shy

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.

Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...

Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?

Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets

Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl

by Cotch killer February 26, 2023

coconut girl

mari and kavs

wow mari and kavs are such coconut girls

by cocogirlduh May 15, 2021

Coconut Skull

Racial slur for an islander

The coconut skull king hit a 50kg 18y.o after drinking a carton of beer

by GregoryPavlov May 20, 2023

Sizzling coconuts

When a girl puts Bengay on your testicles as motivation for hard pounding

She said my performance was lackluster , so she gave me a sizzling coconuts.

by Zach DeJarnatt March 27, 2016

coconut bum

someone who is dumb

“oh you dropped your hair”

“damn coconut bum”

by ohhhwowwwreallyyyy October 27, 2019

dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)

“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”

by aaron phuas tight shirt January 09, 2021