Nelson

Nelson is an extremely talented artist photographer in a tough exterior. Nelson eats like shit, so he’s always doubled over in pain. Nelson has one ball, but it’s so big that it seems like there are two in there.

I can’t come into work today, I ate like Nelson.

by Ace Rivers November 23, 2021

Pulled a Nelson

When you make plans with no intentions of actually showing up and the ghost those who the plans are with for at least two days.

The equivalent of the Karen that dishes on plans

Did your new coworker show up for the dinner? No they pulled a Nelson.

by Unapologeticam June 19, 2023

Pearl Nelson

It's those unwritten things you learn in nursing school.

She unzipped my pants and performed a "Pearl Nelson". That was the best "Pearl Nelson" ever.

by underagedjoe March 2, 2023

Nelson

Nelson is an amazing and funny person. He is very handsome and has amazing hair. Although all of that he is still a virgin and can't put his finger on the reason for that. If you meet a wild Nelson you really want to be friends with him because he will never let you down.

girl 1: Look there is Nelson.
girl 2: yeah look at his jawline.

by pipiundkaka January 23, 2023

Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.

Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.

by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023

rocky marcel nelson 3

A guy i totally ship with every girl i wanna fuck him so bad

rocky marcel nelson 3 is so hot he should fuck everyone

by Please kys improve the world January 31, 2023

Nelson, New Zealand

Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.

Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.

Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.

Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.

by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023