Pulled a Nelson

When you make plans with no intentions of actually showing up and the ghost those who the plans are with for at least two days.

The equivalent of the Karen that dishes on plans

Did your new coworker show up for the dinner? No they pulled a Nelson.

by Unapologeticam June 19, 2023

Nelson

One of Henry's (Tatox3_) Head mods, IRL Friends (I think)

Nelson and Techno should start a cult of Nelsons

by Not TechnoFishy June 17, 2024

Nelson

Nelson is one of those people that’s so horny with males and females. When you meet a Nelson, he will be very shy at first. But when you get to know him he will abuse the hell out of you. His friends make fun of him because of he’s acne. He has more acne than friends.

Girl: Nelson is weird and ugly.
Boys: I know, that’s why he’s popular

by Iver6ers October 20, 2019

wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.

he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Nelson

Fatfat

Oh look.
It’s a wild nelson.
Look out! Its gonna trample you

by Drippydrub February 19, 2020

Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole

Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!

by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021

Nelson

Nelson is an extremely talented artist photographer in a tough exterior. Nelson eats like shit, so he’s always doubled over in pain. Nelson has one ball, but it’s so big that it seems like there are two in there.

I can’t come into work today, I ate like Nelson.

by Ace Rivers November 23, 2021