Luke

A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.

'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'

by Headofenglish December 30, 2019

Luke

a pedophile

Person 1: Is Luke banned from Discord yet?
Person 2: No, and it's surprising, he sent a pp picture to a 15 year old.

by Coronavirus!! May 5, 2020

Luke

A boy that has a great, playful, and sometimes even dirty sense of humor. He is usually the best guy friend that a person could ask for. He is all the girl's best friend, but he is far from just the friend zone! He is very sensitive and shows his emotions, but in a manly way. Luke is a person that is the brilliant. Luke is overall an amazing person! If you have a Luke in your life then you are quite lucky!

My boyfriend broke up with me, and Luke was the first to comfort me!

by LaLaLaUke November 22, 2019

Luke

Luke is a loveable and caring person. He is sweet, funny, cute, and weird. He is so amazing and perfect. He isnt really himself when you first meet him but after you start to know him he is everything you could ask for. Lukes are very supportive to people and are very understanding. His smile is so adorable and he is the funniest. He is always there for you when you need him and he goes out of his way to see you happy. He is happy to make you smile and laugh. He loves holding your hand and being with you and having his arms around you. Lukes love to give you soft kisses and make you feel like the most amazing person in the world. If you have a luke you are very lucky maybe even be the luckiest person. They make great friends and boyfriends.

Luke is so amazing and i love him so much

by Scarlet.lane1 November 27, 2018

Luke

A absolute sex god that you can beat your meat so fucking hard that your leg will be num and can make girls squirt without trying. A happy lad with a huge dick

Logan and Luke are sooo good in bed

by Loganluke November 14, 2017

Luke

Cute,good boyfriend handsome amazing and funny

He is just a luke

by Lol xxp March 27, 2017

Luke

Total weeb. Says "Nya" a lot, thinks in japan. if you call him gorgon-chan he will commit a felony.
has a six pack that ripples.

Person 1: hey gorgon-chan!
Luke: if you call me that again i will actually kill you

by realhumanknuckles December 16, 2018