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Gabe

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
Driver: Dude drove over me for no reason.
Spotter: Yeah he definitely was being a Gabe.
by Racer04829 September 16, 2023
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Gabe

"Oh, dear Gabe Save us!"
by Silent Blade October 5, 2019
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Gabe Brinkman

Sounds like the football type of person. He is athletic, funny, and an overall perfect human. He has a lot of friends, and many people look up to him. He sees what's inside of people rather than what is on the outside. Many girls like him, but if he has one girl in mind he will make sure he gets her. He loves to kiss, cuddle, hold hands, and is a total romantic. If he likes you, hold on to him. He sees you for you no matter how much of a naked mole rat you may look.
Girl 1: Wait was the Gabe Brinkman who just talked to you?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is such an amazing person. I wish he would like me.
by Jpawzing February 5, 2019
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Gabe's Rule

A rule recognized round the world which grants Gabe persion to pick up any merchandise on the floor of any retail store, for free
With Gabe's rule I'm allowed to pick up the $3000 coat for free
by bUrNeR65r3 May 26, 2019
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Gabe Ante

The sweetest boy on planet Earth. This is THE guy you want to take home to meet the parents. Such a charmer and all around great guy. Not to mention he is sexy af!
Do you know Gabe Ante?..... Of course he could have my kids!
by mamasboy34 November 30, 2021
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Gabe utsecks

A word that says "Gay butt sex" if you say it quick enough.
Person 1 : "Yooo you should say Gabe utsecks really quick."
Person 2 : "tf that mean? Okay I guess. Gay butt sex"
by Iatecoughsyrup June 6, 2024
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Gabe

Part of a hive mind; befriend at your own risk.
Person 1: Why does Gabe hate me now?
Person 2: You must have hurt another Gabe, dude. You better watch out.
by Don'tBlink April 16, 2022
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