Thanos

A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.

Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head

SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence

SPANNING SOUND

Thanos: AHHH

by TheBloodyLegend123 May 7, 2020

Thanos

The definition of a god complex. He believes everyone should bow to him.

Thanos is so cute!
His dick is bigger than his god complex!

by Jake69420. November 20, 2021

do thanos wrist

Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence

Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS

Decent lad: do thanos wrist

by BlitzRain July 2, 2022

thanos

the annoying turd in the bowl that will never flush, it comes out in a snap but even when you get a bunch of superheroes to get rid of this poop it just wont go away even after 22 movies

dude someone left a thanos in the bowl, call the avengers!

by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021

thanos

A mentally challenged, purple man who plans to bring peace to the universe using his foreign rizz and colorful rock collection. Can bench a whole ass spaceship, so don't get too close.

Ah, Thanos adopted another wacko orphan.

by Righteous-mcmuffin04 May 17, 2023

Thanos

A big bitch who has no feelings for anything. He is a big purple buttcheek who kills the universe like an asswhole like hitler.

I’m gonna snap that booty like Thanos did.

by Hifhhv April 21, 2019

Thanos Chocolate

When you take a shit but it breaks into a million pieces.

Jeffrickson:"I ate too many beans and I made Thanos Chocolate."

by BTC123 May 8, 2019