Tent Tethering

The act of taking your love interest into the woods and tethering yourself to them in a tent. Things may happen. They may not. But the point is is that you’re tethered. That’s all that matters.

"I plan on tent tethering my lady friend tonight. Wish me luck!"

by Cabinplay>cottagecore March 8, 2021

Favourite teacher day

On October 21 slap your favourite teacher!

Favourite teacher day is slapping a teacher but not that hard

by Jessica chang October 20, 2021

Vegan Teacher

A vegan lady who likely has a mental disorder. She constantly says eating meat is bad, despite the fact it keeps animal populations under control.

Did you hear about the vegan teacher? She just posted on Twitter saying people who eat meat should be thrown in jail!

by Just a Theory September 11, 2021

Geriatric teacher

A miserable old sod, usually with a beard, who corrects anybody and everybody at every opportune moment. Particularly anal about poor grammar. A geriatric teacher tries to remain relevant by wearing cartoon socks.

I’m being taught by a geriatric teacher

by Lady Victoria January 19, 2022

Geography teacher

A bunch of dickheads getting a bunch of unconfirmed bullshit trough your head.

-Wow what a bitch!
-Dude she’s worst then my geography teacher!

by Thelocalbitchboy May 11, 2022

Instagram Teacher

An older sibling who has social media and teaches you how to use it properly, or insists on you getting it so they can do so.

"Yo, my instagram teacher just taught me how to use a filter!"

"Man, I wish my older brother was an instagram teacher"

by Xbox Live585856834563321111111 May 27, 2022

Math teacher

Someone who is guaranteed to make your life a living hell, however this part of hell is known as school, in a math class your sanity is drained and you want to die.

Me: “Hello Mr. *insert Math teachers name here* we are going to be late if you don’t let us out of class.
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.

Me; NOOOOOO

by A_real_gayyyy May 24, 2023