teacher

a fat loud ass hoe

my teacher is annoying

by lml;66 May 27, 2018

teacher

A person that should really quit their job.

I hate my teacher.

by randomssssssssss November 29, 2017

Garden City Gym Teacher

Almost the most fit teachers in the schools, minus the fact that some are overly weight and dive golf carts because they are too lazy to walk around. Some have special conditions, ex: shin splints,pacemakers,lesbian,gay

In the end most of the guys are especially hot

Dude your a gym teacher you must me a "Garden City Gym Teacher"!

by GcLaxChick November 9, 2010

English Teacher

A dumb fucking monkey that wanted to be a teacher but she was too retarded so she settled for English . They tend to have a FUCKING MASSIVE ego and they think what they do is important, even though they have the attention span of an un-laised fucking shoe

Fuck off you daft fucking English teacher

by BiggerMike November 28, 2018

teacher

"Educator" Dick-holes who:
1.)Base their grades on favoritism.
2.)Give you a bad grade to give off the impression that their class is difficult, when in reality they don't know how to organize themselves.
3.)DESERVE to be getting paid so little.
4.)Abuse their powers to put out any shining lights you may have going on in your life.

Dedicated Student: "Why is my 5-page essay reported as 'missing'?"

Dick-hole Teacher: "Oops. Must've lost it. Oh well!!"

by Call Me Coconut May 6, 2008

Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).

I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.

by MFLB October 4, 2010

A bad English teacher

Now we all know one of these. Annoying, waffle teachers who just go on and on about colours reflecting the characters mood or the weather having influence over a situation. Shut up and acknowledge that no one cares. Like really. The sky is black because the author wanted it to be. Not because the character is angry and having dark thought. Nope. It was probably late.

For some reason, every single one of them are major feminists. Why? We're any of the old authors you drone on about feminists? Nope.

In conclusion there is only one word that can fully describe them:

Boomer.

I have A bad English teacher. His name is Mr Hartley. And he's trash.

by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019