Pulled a Topper

When a dude meets a girl and they chill for a bit, then the dude tries to get off with the girl and she starts to cry, The asshole then just leaves.

HAY DUDE, I TOTALLY WENT TO HERS AND PULLED A TOPPER

by Vausey__ March 29, 2009

the duct taper

While balls deep in partners throat, you rapidly wrap duct tape around the back of there head and around your ass forcing her to stay there until you cum down her throat.

I used "the duct taper" on my wife because she would always spit out my cum.

by The duct taper August 8, 2016

The Jack-Tepper Cut

A style of hair cut where a long mullet is grown out while the tips of the hair curl up at the end. This haircut is predominantly worn by hockey players who also associate with the clique "fuckbois". Gel is often used to assist the curling of the hair.

Cobly's friends made fun of him for having the Jack-Tepper cut; his hair looked like it wrapped itself around a helmet and became a squid.

by laxbro2005 August 6, 2016

that chicken’s been tampered with and abused

a vegetarian.

“darn that chicken’s been tampered with and abused!”

by bastardchicken June 6, 2018

Jack the Tipper

Noun: A guy who leaves a dollar per person on the table, no matter the amount of the bill.

After providing three hours of exceptional service, Shep was horrified to learn that Jack the Tipper was the host of that night’s party of twelve.

by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

Granite tree-topper

A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.

Wow, Hana, you're a granite tree-topper!

by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021

The aussie trapper

Aussie trappers are usually rednecks with purple piss. They often take shits in sinks. He also only has one nut and a tiny pecker

Guy1#"why does aussie trapper have purple piss and shit in sinks"

Guy2#"yeah thats just the aussie trapper"

by Jizzmaster69420 February 28, 2022