Tactical Nuke

A nuke, which is tactical. It is a meme, and after it is announced that a tactical nuke is incoming, there is a loud siren.
Guy: Tactical Nuke! INCOMING!
Guy 2: Where?
Guy: Right there! Don't you hear the siren...

*BIG EXPLOSION*
by banana overlord February 07, 2022
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tactical janitor

Someone who is packing some serious heat and holding a ton of keys.

1 Atleast two guns visible possibly a knife
2 atleast 10 sets of keys on a carabiner
3mullet is a bonus
Dude did you see that guy over there with all the guns and ungodly amount of keys. Me: oh yeah it's called a tactical janitor man.
by 1strangepapi January 25, 2020
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Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.
"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"
by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025
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Rainish tactic

Walking very angrily towards a bathroom or other hiding spot in school, giving away the location for a fight.
Person 1:I heard that Bob and Rick had a fight.

Person 2:Nah, Bob used the Rainish tactic and they both got busted for attempting to fight.

Person 1:Bob is a Dumbass
by Bayernfan3333333 February 22, 2018
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Tactical positioning

A War technique to indicate a position that's Grant's an advantage if the user
Eggman uses tactical positioning
by Mc Larry February 02, 2020
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tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
by ballboy8===D-- December 04, 2018
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Tactical Insertion

Tactical Insertion is the act of inserting one's penis into a woman's anus instead of the vagina when cumming as to avoid the likelihood of having a child.
Bro..... Last night was real close, she kept squeezing so hard and I almost came inside her. Good thing I laid down the Tactical Insertion in time.
by Faggotmichael6969gayway October 13, 2018
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