Act Step

Trying to impress others too hard

The gangly man in white act step by wearing his aviators indoors.

by IGiveUnreliableDefinitions May 7, 2017

stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.

Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.

by Asynkronus January 24, 2018

13 stepped

Approached for sex in an AA meeting. Usually by a god squad lecherous, sanctimonious prick.

I was feeling vulnerable in an AA meeting when a sanctimonious, god squad prick 13 stepped me for a cheap fuck.

by Entym January 30, 2018

Two stepping

An individual that thinks they can fuck around.

Somebody who comes around like a joker and tries to cause a scene, alter the vibes in a nusicane/annoying type of way, a problematic individual. A cocky or overconfident individual that doesn't know how to act. An individual that throws hate or shade lowkey in a funny or sarcastic manner.

Yeah me and Jack were having a real serious conversation. All of a sudden Johnny comes around and starts two stepping acting phony being himself, fucking around snooping around joking around. Take a f*ckng hike Johnny

by therealest94 February 7, 2020

Step Daddy

Dillinger always calls Oscar step daddy since Oscar and Karina (Karina is Dillinger's Mom) are dating.

Dillinger: Step Daddy can you change the rule
Oscar: uhh sure
Karina: what?
Dillinger: I don't know mommy

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020

Money step

The money step is any step that you take to make sure that your next step secures financial gain; it is also a flashy dance move similar to dabbing with the feet

I only make money moves. I secured the bag before the bag existed. I made a money step.

by PonchoDiaDingo March 20, 2020

Step-embryo

When a woman gets pregnant then divorces and remarries a man with children. To the man’s children, the embryo will be known as the step-embryo.

What are you doing to me step-embryo.
What are tou doing in the shower step-embryo.
Are you stuck in the washing machine again, step embryo?

by sxcuwu May 28, 2020