starfishing

typically when someone lies, but a people use it as replacement for any word - similarly to how queer people use "jush" as a filler word.

"i hooked up with this girl"
"bro, you are starfishing - no one wants you"

by pretzelpal April 28, 2025

lady starfish

bullhole

Dude, okay so last night she was really into it so I stuck my thumb in her lady starfish.

by ggkjbkjm, April 12, 2016

Conversational Starfishing

When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.

Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."

by Kool Kunk March 31, 2025

Strawberry starfish

A bloody asshole

Justin: So how'd you go with that guy last night?
Matt: It was all shits and gigs until he gave me a strawberry starfish

by NotSoChubbyBoy October 28, 2017

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

electric starfish

The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.

I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.

by Hy Pyke January 5, 2015

forced starfish

The forced starfish is a BDSM act which involves one party being bound, and forced to lay still while being fornicated.

The act gets its name from how we see starfish in tide pools. Unable to move.

"You tied him up?"
"Oh, yeah. Total forced starfish situation."

by Theris April 17, 2023