soft scissors

A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.

My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.

by Urban General August 24, 2022

soft paws

Someone who can jerk off a guy while he sleeps

I tell you she is a soft paws she wanted me off and I did not wake up

by Adam with olly November 17, 2018

soft restart

where you sign out and back in instead of restarting the computer as a faster but less effective solution to bugs and whatnot

"i just soft restarted my computer. It fixed the problem I had with Fallout New Vegas"

by mantis_shrimp January 10, 2019

Soft Rage

When you’re mad af but maintain proper composure. It’s like rage but soft

I was really mad when Billy broke my favorite glass, but it was more of a soft rage.

by MJBallskin August 16, 2019

downy soft

Generally a very soft person that is not tough and too nice and lets people get away with things

When Mike stole johns phone he was being downy soft

by yeet890 March 16, 2017

Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.

"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."

by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019

soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots

kaylie: “im so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”

by superduperkayl January 11, 2020