A pathetic individual who magically appears in a girls bedroom late night (usually after being drunk dialed by the female). He proceeds to eat box like it was his last meal at Golden Corral. These men are too nice to ask for the favor to be reciprocated and, at best, are left with traces of premature ejaculation on their boxers.
Tripp: How was your night Andy?
Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.
Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.
Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.
Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.
by GastoniaClamSlammer December 10, 2010

by Katie V December 4, 2007

"hey jimmy, get a load of jen over there"
"no man ur sick"
"hey tom!why dontcha go out with nasty snatch heh?nasty snatch!"
"no man ur sick"
"hey tom!why dontcha go out with nasty snatch heh?nasty snatch!"
by PJ April 28, 2003

The game of snatching objects from yards to decorate your own yard, home or apartment preferably miles away.
by kbecker159 March 22, 2011

by crunchy cucumber 09 May 23, 2009

by Jo Von teh H4xOR September 1, 2008

by KeenObserver June 11, 2011
