SMITH

Acronym for Shoot Myself in the Head.

Constantly seeing teenagers write LOL makes me want to SMITH.

by Sloppy Jones January 5, 2011

smith and wesson

what i will use to ruin your shit if you threaten me.

no, i'm not crazy, i only clean my smith and wesson pistol every day.

by 4506-1 June 20, 2006

Clayton Smith

Clayton Smiths are super fly. They have dance crews. They like moccasins and wii and french horns and chick-fil-a and oreos and partying all night long and rapping.

Who's that cool cat over there? Oh, thats a Clayton Smith.

by Coolcat23frenchhorndawg January 30, 2010

smishsmortion

when you don't want to say abortion, you say smishsmortion

Girl 1: whispers "I got an abortion"
Girl 2: what? I didn't hear you
Girl 1: "smishsmortion"
Girl 2: oh...shit

by plily July 31, 2012

John Smith

the best minecraft lets player and has earned 12 subscribers on youtube

OMG ITS THE BEST MINECRAFT LETS PLAYER IT MUST BE JOHN SMITH

by himynameisconnor February 27, 2017

Smith Sequel

The L.J. Smith books with unexpected conclusions that are published more than ten years after the original series was published. EXAMPLE: the three books concluding The Vampire Diaries; Strange Fate; and the sequels to The Forbidden Game and The Secret Circle that L.J. Smith has promised to begin writing.

Person 1: OMG! TWILIGHT CAME OUT WAAAAY BEFORE THE VAMPIRE DIARIES!
Person 2: No, it didn't. The original books were published in 1991. You're talking about the Smith Sequels, idiot.

by ThatBuffyFan:-) July 18, 2010

Chris Smith

The greatest person alive. He's funny as hell and is always down for an adventure. Everyone loves him because he's incredibly friendly and easy to talk to. He's the best boyfriend in the world, you can't find anyone else like him. He's got eyes you get lost in and a voice so soothing you'll want to listen to it forever. He's extremely sweet and makes you feel like the specialest person on the planet. But don't get fooled by his sweet side, once you two are alone, he's really sexy and you'll want to please him as much as you can. Freak in bed. Super hard NOT to fall in love with him. You'll be lucky to have him, don't ever let him go.

My boyfriend makes me feel like a queen every day, I'm so in love with him.
Aw! You've got a Chris Smith! Girl you lucky.

by ya girl ^2 November 26, 2016