Scotchety

adj. - Being of an extremely Scottish nature, or being covered in tartan.

"Since I've moved from Edinburgh, I find the only thing that cures my homesickness is to make my living quarters as scotchety as possible."

"Professor McGonagall is one fine, scotchety sorceress."

Scotchety by Garcia Mendez January 2, 2012

slothing out 

staying at home with no intent of doing anything but lounging around all day being lazy, wearing ratty yet comfortable clothing.

Hey man you wanna go see a movie tonight?

Nah, I just plan on "slothing out" tonight.

slothing out by muddieddesire August 5, 2012

Slitch

Slitch is the two words (slut) and (bitch) combined into its own word.

Sally is such a slitch!

Slitch by stitch bitch July 10, 2014

Sloth

A lazy person with no athletic ability! Often has a weird hair cut and enjoys lying to there mom about working out

Jim was supposed to be working on a project but desided to go to t-bell, what a sloth

Sloth by Redbirds94 January 20, 2015

sloth

The most majestic creature that has ever been imagined by god. It can run faster than a black guy with a TV, sleep longer than an ogre, and can blaze it harder than those stoners you know down the street. The sloth was made by god to spell out destruction and tyranny. If you happen to come across this majestic figure, hold onto your Dank and back away slowly, it has been known to take out some of America's greatest Military operators, these creatures should not be messes with, because they have the speed and power of a black man. Once you have backed away a good 420 feet and 69 inches, hope that this ogretastic creature is satisfied with your skrubiness and maybe spare you. If you have seen a sloth in person, you have been very lucky the sloth decided not to take your life.

I love to beat my sloth with a baseball bat

sloth by MushroomToast April 21, 2016

Scotch chub 

When whisky gets a guy semi-erected

Georgey got scotch chub sticking his member in the bourbon barrel bung hole to give the angel her share

Scotch chub by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Sloth God 

That lazy dude who aint about it

Sloth God-He wont be out here cause hes to lazy

Sloth God by Swim God November 5, 2016