Skater Boy

White guys ranged 12-19 that act like they are cooler than everyone from their alleged "style" of vans, thrasher shirts, beanies, and flannels who listen to nirvana and slipknot and are somehow considered one of the most attractive types of guys.

For the floppy hair, humor and the vital NO- FUCKS ATTITUDE they do not take showers or brush there hair are always stoned and steal; they break girls hearts and never text them back because they are always skating.

"Why does he never text me back"

Friend: "Because He's a skater boy"

"DO YOU EVEN SKATE BRAHH"

"DON'T WEAR THRASHER IF YOU DON'T SKATE"

by Crissle meth December 7, 2019

skyatty thot

To be an omega thot, the biggest thot of them all. Always hoe-ing on men everyday being a big flirt no matter what. Even if the guy has a girl they'll still thot on them.
(I'm using made up names)

guy one: "damn have you seen jaylenne? she's thotting all over these boys"
guy two: "Yeah I heard she's a skyatty thot, thotting on lazaro."
guy three: "She even tried flirting with me! such a skyatty hoe!!"
(made up names)

by Jennymeows125 January 13, 2019

skyatty thot

To be an omega thot, the biggest thot of them all. Always hoe-ing on men everyday being a big flirt no matter what. Even if the guy has a girl they'll still thot on them. could also be used to describe a man hoe.

guy one: "damn have you seen jaylenne? she's thotting all over these boys"
guy two: "Yeah I heard she's a skyatty thot, thotting on lazaro."
guy three: "She even tried flirting with me! such a skyatty hoe!!"
(just an example)

by Jennymeows125 January 13, 2019

skatalious

when a skater (not a poser) is hot or your attracted in any way.

*skater skates by on his skateboard*
"he's skatalious!"

by beckkyy. November 10, 2007

skatatosis

The condition of not being able to skateboard to the point of where you general attitude becomes very poor.

yo bro, i have a serious case of skatatosis. let go shralp some curbage!

by skatatosis March 1, 2011

Skatemorphia

The definition of a derby skater who is unclear on her "real" skating abilities. Skater is delusional and often times perceives she is much better than the reality of the situation.

Poor girl has no idea that she sucks and has alot to learn, its a clear case of skatemorphia.

by Jennacidal Tendencies July 24, 2011

skatchup

To "catch up" (have a chat) with a friend using Skype - the software application that allows users to make voice calls and chats over the internet.

I had a great skatchup with an old school friend last night. It was good to hear all her news.

by rogbron May 13, 2011