Simp

(noun) A hopeless romantic; a doormat
(verb) To continue to flirt with someone after they've expressed disinterest or rejected you

n: What a simp!
v: I warned him and she threatened to call the police, but alas, he continued to simp over the anorexic girl he thought was hot.

by sanchopancho02 January 29, 2021

Simp

Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player

Bro he is a real simp

by Sounder September 21, 2022

Simp

A pathetic low life cuckhold/betacuck/ beta male/ Fat/skinny/ Ugly/ low self-esteem pathetic low life degenerate who doesnt know that the money that theyre gives goes towards her boyfriend's condoms.

Simp: I know, I'm currently late on my bills, but my queen needs my money, and maybe finally she would finally recognize me after thousands of checks that ive donated!

by DeadSpermz August 7, 2020

Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp

You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp

by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020

Simp

A term created by the Orcs of the internet to compensate for the fact that they can’t comprehend what being loved feels like

Jim: “Jesus, Mark is such a fucking simp”

Bob: “Where are your parents?”

by cryena August 6, 2020

Simp

Jeffrey is the biggest simp. He’ll do anything just for some puss.

Did you see Jeffrey being a simp at the party last weekend? It was hard to watch

by Lauren Gaskins June 28, 2020

Simp

Dudes who try and white knight any girl they see to try if they can score some coochie. Normally fails cause girls think that its weird

Bro 1: Bro I saw Logan being a simp over some skype girl
Bro 2: D A M N

by Waterhickory January 31, 2020