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Shoe-hack

One who can count properly (1,2,twee,4,5,double twee,7,8), is in the twee squad, and is authorized to purify people’s souls. It’s a profession. Alternate spelling- Shoo-hak.

Pronounced Shoooo-ha-ck
I wanna be a shoe-hack when I grow up!
by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop February 3, 2019
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goomba shoe

The act of taking off one's shoe during sexual intercourse, pooping into the shoe, putting it back on, and stomping repeatedly onto your partner's (usually male) genitalia.
Person 1: "Hey Matt, did your girl give you the goomba shoe last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man it was crazy!"
by jroller420 October 27, 2022
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Shoe Shoppin

When you go into a bathroom and you can tell who is on the toilet based on their shoes.
I dont know what you ate last night but i know that was you in the bathroom earlier. I was shoe shopping to see who was the nasty person in the bathroom earlier.
by jcam1980 August 27, 2012
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Shoe Pirates

The arch nemisis of Nike International. Forces Nike to ship right and left shoes on two different ships. Are particularly vicious in the Caribean, Mediteranean and the Kyber Pass. For more information on this topic, contact the shoe recovery center at MaGill University and ask for Sam.
"Why are these new kicks so expensive?"
"Must be those damm shoe pirates again."
by akekekekekekeke April 27, 2008
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Diaper Shoes

Large, white sneakers worn by Middle Aged women, often clown-like in appearance.
Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.
by Shockererer November 7, 2016
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pudding shoe

N. When a girl gets so worked up and horny that her P.J. AKA pussy juice, runs down her leg and congeals inside of her shoe.
"Tammy's been on Cletus like a cheap suit all night. I bet she's got the ol' pudding shoe
by Dan Diggler1180 January 3, 2018
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special shoes

This is someone who has intense emotional issues. You do not want to be involved with a person with special shoes.
by ILL-MATIC June 13, 2007
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