Shaft Handler

A highly skilled Bar/Pick-up hockey player.

Man! Toms a real Shaft Handler.

by PatsMySon October 5, 2018

safety shaft

A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.

Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!

by Christinesavoie June 30, 2019

shaft leg

When your dick droops down as long as your leg

Girl: ohh shit he has a shaft leg

by Newkitty February 21, 2016

shaft mistress

when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache

that girl is a shaft mistress.

Why?

cause, she got a cum mustache.

by skye6 December 5, 2013

Inner Shaft

The part of a man's penis that is hidden from view either under the pubic mound or above the testicles. The inner shaft is not seen but is felt during intercourse.

Kianna: "My God has it gotten bigger?

Joe: "Nah baby that's just the inner shaft. It'll sneak up on ya!"

by elpolorico November 15, 2015

golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

by TheChens December 12, 2019

Shaft bump

Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow

Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.

by Partysecretsfromredding August 9, 2018