Schlond poofa

Schlond poofa is the pet name used for anus, a play on "schlong puffer". While some people refer to their back door as a "tailpipe", there is a movement to refers to a car's tailpipe as this back door euphamism.

The vandals put sugar in his gas tank and a potato in his schlond poofa.

by jolyrojr September 27, 2021

Schlonged

Another word having been bested in any competition, especially in political election.

"Hillary got schlonged by Obama in the 2008 DNC primaries."

by DarthChuck April 3, 2016

schlong

1) slang for baked potato

2) name for an ancient civilization

1) Give me a couple more schlongs

2) The aztecs were a very big schlong

by tom tom, do we bear left hear? October 29, 2007

schlonged

A term popularly used by presidential candidates who stand no chance of actually winning the election.

Donald Trump will be schlonged by Hillary Clinton in the general election

by Redleo500 April 2, 2016

Schlong

A male genital equipment which i soversized and "long". A very small penis would be known as a "schmall" or even "schedium" for an average sized one. Started in The Early 2005 By a Young Nerd To Bully Another Rival Nerd. However It Grew on the bullied nerd and now likes to have a schlong so changed to a schmall makes them mad. usually brings on bouts of anger and violence with dramatic consequences.

Nerd 1: Jonny's schlong is big and long, ooh he's going to rape you with it.
Jonny: It's not rape it's surprise sex ok!!!!

by Jed M and Chris C September 16, 2008

Spastic Schlong

A massive schlong that makes you go dumb once you get it good.

“My babe gave me some spastic schlong last night - I still walk with a limp!”

by mymumabusesourdoghelp September 19, 2019

Schlonged

Beaten so bad, that one should be embarrassed. Usually followed by whining about the loss to friends later.

Bob was so stupid last night, he got wasted, picked a fight, and got schlonged. One pop to the nose, and Bob was crying on the ground, what a little bitch.

by Qballified April 2, 2016