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A dumb cunt who loves rhino anal, has a pimple pizza looking ass face.Love sex with a giraffe.
Ur a Ryan!!!
Ryan by Analcough April 15, 2020
Joss: Look at that short cunt.
Ben: It must be Ryan
Ryan by 123456lob June 9, 2020
super smart guy, you can tell he'll be really successful in the future. he has amazing music taste and is really nice. great social skills, really cute, amazing person overall.
Ryan by __e__ September 9, 2020
Ryan, a guy who loves a baby mama, his addiction is tittys and needs the milk in his coffee every morning.
A single Ryan is always on the lookout for young mums in cars with a baby seat in the back.
Ryan needs to see the baby seat strapped in the back
Ryan by Ispeakthetuth12345 February 2, 2022
Blonde hair, Blue eyes, Hot, Muscular, and Amazing..
Loving, Caring, Affectionate, Sweetheart.
Often paired with a person of opposite sex named Michelle.
Ryan by Lightofyourlife June 17, 2012
One of the coolest and weirdest guys you'll ever meet. He thinks you have a short attention span, but really you are just to focused on other stuff to care. He likes knives, anime, and being sarcastic. He's so weird that he even walked around East Ridge, Tennessee in a Hula skirt and a coconut bra. You better not pass up your chance with this really amazing person, chances are you won't find someone as amazing and awesome. (Dear Ryan, I have something to tell you :3 )
Cammie- Hey Ryan, why do you like knives?

Ryan- Cause they're cool
Ryan by That-Weirdooo June 8, 2013