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Resting Chud Hands

Elon Musk's "thinker" pose
Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.
by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025
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Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.
“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”
by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025
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restivity

noun - a place of anxiety or distress
Looking around the doctor's waiting room, I couldn't help but sense the room as a obvious restivity for patients.
by Cogaineum June 28, 2025
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Respetiquette

A code of conduct that emphasises showing respect in social , digital and professional interactions.
The meeting went smoothly thanks to everyone following basic respetiquette
by Ben davies June 30, 2025
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restitootion

Compensatory actions/resources for being subjected to either farting or horn-playing.
All dinner-guests should be required to sign a liability-waiver if either baked beans are served or brass-band music is performed, so dat said gathering's hosts won't hafta worry about having restitootion sought.
by QuacksO July 28, 2025
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Reset Button

The prostate gland on a man. When he cums he will pee immediately after thinking he is still cuming.
This girl gave me good sneak head and hit my reset button . I came so hard and long
by Amschel September 6, 2025
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