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pompeiied

When the penis ejaculates standing upright.
I barely touched Jason last night, but he pompeiied immediately.
by Ashton Southton January 16, 2026
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Pompitudinous

The "boss level" of being pompous. When someone is so ridiculously arrogant, pretentious, and full of their own importance that regular words just don't cut it. It perfectly describes a person who uses unnecessary, ten-dollar words just to flex on people and sound smart, but ultimately just looks like a massive tool.
Brad: "The juxtaposition of the culinary flavor profiles in this artisanal avocado toast is truly a paradigm shift for my palate."
Sarah: "Oh my god Brad, stop being so pompitudinous and just eat your breakfast."
by Liam Moorebethel March 9, 2026
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pomplemous

Pomplemous is an affectionate term for a new boy-toy or sexy boyfriend.
I heard that Beth is dating Paul, and he is her new pomplemous.
by Azeas May 24, 2025
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Pompoms from behind

Fucking someone doggy style while someone is cheering you on cheerleader style
Jake: I heard Jessica is into pompoms from behind
Bucky: No way!
by AddisonIsGay July 23, 2025
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PomPomSaturin

Probably the #1 roblox exploiter, they are known for everything they have done - coding random stuff, etc. within the exploiting community, they are a celeb. Their name comes from the famous "pompompurin".
Who is the best Roblox player? PomPomSaturin is!
by 9aog December 8, 2025
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Passive Pompous

A person who touts about his high-end purchases to others yet conveniently forgets to mention it was bought at a discount store.
Looks like Jenny fogot to remove the TJ Max 50% off tag from her new and "very very expensive" handbag.. she is so passive pompous.
by Buck-Swenson August 23, 2011
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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
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