pity fish

Semi-aquatic mammal whose ugly face and lack of social skills inspires pity and sympathy from those around it.

I saw a pity fish in the pond yesterday and I felt really bad for it, so I gave it 40 bucks.

by Bitch nigga 2 August 4, 2014

Pitydicking

To give favors (usually sexual) to those with small penises, because you pity them.

"I heard Chase Peters was pitydicking Kiel, kinda kinky right"

by puresugar February 17, 2015

pittywink

The sound that a Plover bird makes (that migrates to Hawaii seasonally).

"Pittywink"

by Deisali March 29, 2015

pity bowl

In fantasy sports, when the score to a matchup is under 170 points total.

Look at that. Karam and Andrew are in another pity bowl.

by kirbbb November 21, 2015

pity pull

When someone gets with you because they feel sorry for you

"Yeah she kissed me at the party after I told her that my dog was ill, it was such a pity pull"

by lemmingdos March 30, 2016

pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."

"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."

by folksinger87 April 21, 2016

pity combo

Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.

Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself

Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo

by cameltoeshow September 19, 2016