phalompagus

similar to or resemblant of a phallic-like structure, typically used in a derogatory manner

bitch, you built like a phalompagus!

by walkerbrawler31 December 21, 2021

Philosopher

Someone who pretends to know everything in the Universe but in reality a useless IYI.

Mr. Rouge Philosophy always claims himself a Philosopher.

by PseudPhilosopher January 3, 2022

philosophyisngsingng

To philosophize but harder

We dont need to sit around philosophyisngsingng about the meaning of life and writing 500 page books that students will have to read hundreds of years from now

by blahWords24 March 14, 2022

Paloscka

Very sheesh because he eats shrek noodles

Paloscka slurps he soup

by me and mOnKeY March 25, 2022

philosofee

A set of ideas or beliefs regarding service-charges.

My philosofee is to "shop around" and "do your homework" when choosing what companies to do your business with, to reduce/eliminate needless expenditures.

by QuacksO March 28, 2022

Philosophy

When a person overthinks

Socrates: Hmm….I wonder why its called Mud is it because it feels muddy?

^^^ Philosophy

by ThatOneSwedishGuy April 22, 2022

Philosophy junkie

Someone who is addicted to philosophy. This can have both a positive and a negative meaning. It could simply be an enthusiast, or someone who's obsessed with faux self-help pseudophilosophy, which causes them to have a twisted self image and worldview.

I just like watching philosophy videos on Youtube. I'm not some philosophy junkie, I swear!

by Nugsson May 30, 2022