vacuum packed

squeezed into "bottoms" (skirt, shorts, pants, etc...) that are TOO TIGHT, i.e. "vacuum packed"

you see a girl and her skirt, shorts, or pants are SOOO tight that you just know if she ever takes them off the only way she's ever squeezing back into them is if she gets herself VACUUM PACKED

by krazyknights#1 May 3, 2009

Clam Packed

The act of forcing all of your penis into the women's vagina in one powerful thrust.

Jack: Yo Matt, how was Chelsea last night?

Matt: Dude, it was awesome, I clam packed her at least 10 times!

by Matthew Paglia September 30, 2011

Cracker packet

Location where a lot of white people hangout.

"Yo Tyrone, Starbucks is a straight up cracker packet today."

by Ve330 June 23, 2013

Sauce packet

It's called sauce packet when a woman performs the female version of tea bagging and if they are on their period it is called ketchup packet

Mandy gave me a sauce packet while I was passed out

by Jesterfox November 23, 2014

Fudge Packer

Butt Fucking, Anal, Gay, Fruity In The Booty.

Stop being such a fudge packer.

by Recklessniggaa😘💯 January 26, 2015

lumber packer

A lumber packer is an individual who packs lumber. Packing lumber is one of the final steps in the creation process of a board.

Lumber packers work a difficult job that requires individuals to labor as hard as they can.

In a community, young men who pack lumber are the studs of the area. All of the fathers wish to shake their hands and all of the mothers beg them to marry their daughters. In comparison, young men who work any other job, such as bagging groceries, are considered to be wusses and they are considered to have inferior genes. As a result, the lumber packers steal all of the women and mock the grocery bagger.

"What do you do?"
"I am a lumber packer."
"Here is my daughter. She is yours."

by Мудак February 13, 2017

a packers fan

A fan of the Green Bay packers when they lose like always.

Your a packers fan

by Y did u blame me for taking ph April 21, 2018