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The Ohio Hold On

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.
Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
by Dirty Flirty Dave March 8, 2019
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Ohio Ball

Some consider it a sport. Others consider it a suicide mission. Ohio ball is the world most dangerous game ever. The game has THREE unspoken rules.
#1 Never speak of Ohio Ball
#2 Death can shortly follow after losing a game of Ohio Ball.
#3 Anything can happen.
Jimmy: “You what are those niglets doing?”
Tyrone: “There playing Ohio Ball”
Ohio-Russian Spy: “Вы нарушили первое правило игры в Огайо. Вы будете повешены за свои преступления против королевства Огайо.”
by SigmaFaggotHater December 20, 2022
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Madison Ohio

it’s a pretty dead town a lot of old and some younger white racist people. The only thing they have going on is fast food restaurants that aren’t even good and a Walmart. That’s about it.
by System is cool August 10, 2022
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Glenwillow, Ohio

Village of Glenwillow is a podunk village south of Cleveland Ohio. Its located near Solon. Its the former home of Austin Powder Company.

The village of Glenwillow is known for two things: one, Glenwillow students go to Solon Schools; two, the foreclosure rate of its mediocre quality but cheap housing compares to the worst neighborhoods of Cleveland.
I live in Glenwillow, Ohio
by swlswl December 27, 2011
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Zach Ohio

Hey!! It’s Zach Ohio, lalala
by Tractorcan November 24, 2021
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Castalia, Ohio

A small town in ohio where a murder was covered up and ruled as a suicide while the county sheriff laughed over the victims lifeless body.
Wow , castalia, ohio has some dirty secrets
by ultraflox September 7, 2016
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Ohio Circle

Noun - A burn ride that starts on Chicago's Northwest side commencing onto 90/94 Southbound to the Ohio exit that loops through downtown and back north. Preferably done under the cover of nightfall and bright city lights. Generally takes 10-15 minutes. Side effects include paranoia and munchies.
My mom's been all up my ass about getting a job, I could really go for an Ohio Circle right now.
by Goodmandingo November 29, 2011
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