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Northern Fritjof

To north your fritjof in a way that transforms his body into a jelly-like substance.
Northern Fritjof
"So, where's the army?"
Jarnik looked up from where he was leaning against a wagon. The man was a giant of a human, with thick, red hair that hung around his head and shoulders like a mane. His face was craggy, weathered, and a scar ran along his right cheek. But what stood out most about him were his eyes.
by Fritjof#1fan October 20, 2024
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Northern Cardinal

The northern cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis) is a songbird that is known for its bright red plumage in males. It can be found in many habitats, including urban parks, deciduous forests, and backyards. It is common in the eastern United States and Midwest, and extends into Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the Northern Cardinal picture I sent you?

Person 2: Yeah! It looked so cool!
by qwertyuiopfunnimonke August 3, 2024
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Great northern sleeping bags

Testicles, sperm producers
how did it feel when my great northern sleeping bags slapped your neck?
by ihatelimpbizkit May 27, 2021
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Northern Duo

A pair of northern pals who partake together in journeys via public transport.
Whenever travelling as a northern duo one must use it as an opportunity to befriend as many other travellers as possible. Most entertaining if one half of the duo is a trickster.
*addressing unsuspecting traveller*

Trickster: Good afternoon this is my travel buddy, we are a northern duo. What is your name?

Traveller: I am Mr Chapman
by Snakey 🐍 July 3, 2019
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Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipe

When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.
I sure do loving watching midgets do a northern dwarf crucible pipe on eachother.
by Fatchodeman25 February 12, 2025
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Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.
Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.
by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021
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Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.
by anonymous June 16, 2023
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