Noob Chord

A guitar chord that is played with all open strings. Often played by people who don't know how to play guitar and just fake it by randomly strumming open strings.

Joe ("playing" a guitar): *bring* *ding* *bring* *ding*

Matt: Man, just stop. All you're doing is playing the noob chord.

by Kurt Kurtis July 15, 2010

noob kid

A kid that is unsmart, also defined as noob.

Jane: I got 0 for my assessment T-T
Mike: such a noob kid.

by thousandguy June 19, 2022

FIRST! NOOBS!

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.

FIRST! NOOBS!

by FakePriest August 24, 2010

christmas noob

Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.

Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of War! I got called a Christmas noob like every 2 minutes!

by Christmas Noob! December 27, 2006

mlg noob

A noob who's 2x better than a pro only 10x worse Than a MLG pro and 30% better Than a hacker and admin

Pro:hey look There's a noob up there.let's kill him.

(Pro gets quickscoped by MLG noob)

(MLG noob quickscopes the other pros)

(MLG pro kils MLG noob by doing a MLG noscope while noob was tring to noscope MLG pro

by MLG noob December 26, 2016

Noob Curse

A person who suddenly started sucking in a middle of a shooting game.

Counter-Strike
DarkDevil - 94 kills
BlaziBurrito - 24 kills

DarkDevil4932: OH YA! Im killing everybody!
5 minutes later.
DarkDevil4932: Ahh! I keep dieing! I needz to get killz!!!
BlaziBurrito: Haha, you have the Noob Curse.

by AeroRobotlol November 14, 2009

Crotch Noob

A virgin.

That guy may be level 200 on WoW, but he's still a crotch noob.

by Aesthe February 16, 2010