Noob Chord

A guitar chord that is played with all open strings. Often played by people who don't know how to play guitar and just fake it by randomly strumming open strings.

Joe ("playing" a guitar): *bring* *ding* *bring* *ding*

Matt: Man, just stop. All you're doing is playing the noob chord.

by Kurt Kurtis July 15, 2010

FIRST! NOOBS!

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.

FIRST! NOOBS!

by FakePriest August 24, 2010

noob kid

A kid that is unsmart, also defined as noob.

Jane: I got 0 for my assessment T-T
Mike: such a noob kid.

by thousandguy June 18, 2022

christmas noob

Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.

Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of War! I got called a Christmas noob like every 2 minutes!

by Christmas Noob! December 31, 2006

mlg noob

A noob who's 2x better than a pro only 10x worse Than a MLG pro and 30% better Than a hacker and admin

Pro:hey look There's a noob up there.let's kill him.

(Pro gets quickscoped by MLG noob)

(MLG noob quickscopes the other pros)

(MLG pro kils MLG noob by doing a MLG noscope while noob was tring to noscope MLG pro

by MLG noob December 25, 2016

Crotch Noob

A virgin.

That guy may be level 200 on WoW, but he's still a crotch noob.

by Aesthe February 15, 2010

starbucks-noob

Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.

Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.

by GLOPEZ34 May 8, 2011