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Business Nap

The act of taking a nap, hidden from your boss/supervisor or Teacher.

It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.

Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
"Dude, I got home from that party at 5, and went in to work at 7"

"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"

"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
by Gasfarmer December 4, 2009
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Tele-napping

When you say you are working from home but you are really falling asleep at the keyboard due to being comfortable at home. At times the napping may be replaced by watching a movie or playing video games.
I decided to work from home today but little does the boss know I was tele-napping cause I stayed up too late last night playing video games
by hansolo007 October 21, 2011
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Sticky nap

The act of falling asleep after masturbation, without a clean up operation taking place.
Dave: Carl, wake up! Oh shit, what the hell is that on your t-shirt?

Carl: umm oh err, what??

Dave: Sticky nap??

Carl: Ok, you got me.
by Richochet96 June 6, 2011
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Nap Stomach

The painful acidic result one receives after eating a non-healthy meal; (Philly Cheese Steak, Garbage Plate, Cheeseburger, Enchillada.) and taking a nap for a period longer than one full hour.
Chloe: Hey, what's up buddy ole' pal?

Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!
by LimTasky August 22, 2011
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facebook-napped

When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.

You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped

Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011
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Mark Nap

Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
I thought I was going to take it easy tonight but I ended up taking a Mark Nap.
by Sambino Venucci September 7, 2022
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Squad Nap

A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.

A wholesome activity.
Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.

"Squad nap?"

"Yea bro, squad nap"
by Deus Sovereign September 24, 2020
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