A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.
Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.
Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.
Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.
I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.
Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.
Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.
I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.
by Willy-Billy January 5, 2022
Get the Nap-A-Doodlemug. by blissfulems September 14, 2023
Get the Tiktok Napmug. Fighting to stay awake during work or school and then nodding off, almost falling out of your chair or smacking your head on a desk and then waking up suddenly only to nod off again. The cycle usually repeats multiple times and is very funny to watch.
guy1: Did you take chem notes today?
guy2: Nope, I was too busy laughing at Tom.
guy1: What happened?
guy2: He was taking a meerkat nap and fell out of his chair.
guy1: That's what he gets for staying up playing Call of Duty.
guy2: And then he jumped up, sat down and fell back asleep.
guy2: Nope, I was too busy laughing at Tom.
guy1: What happened?
guy2: He was taking a meerkat nap and fell out of his chair.
guy1: That's what he gets for staying up playing Call of Duty.
guy2: And then he jumped up, sat down and fell back asleep.
by chris272 March 22, 2013
Get the meerkat napmug. A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.
A wholesome activity.
A wholesome activity.
Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.
"Squad nap?"
"Yea bro, squad nap"
"Squad nap?"
"Yea bro, squad nap"
by Deus Sovereign September 24, 2020
Get the Squad Napmug. Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
by Sambino Venucci September 7, 2022
Get the Mark Napmug. When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011
Get the facebook-nappedmug. by brenjadeb August 18, 2012
Get the Twitter Napmug.