Mountain Fish

The Northern Mountain Fish (septentrionali montis piscium)is a freshwater fish in the family Cyprinidae of order Cypriniformes. It is most commonly found in puddles atop of high altitude mountains in British Columbia, Canada.

*** Description

Mountain Fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. The Mountain Fish's deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, Mountain Fish do not have dorsal fins.

"wow, a mountain fish!"
"is that a morbidly obese gold fish or a mountain fish?"

by Rossco! January 11, 2012

Mountains of Awesome

the female breast zone.

she has huge Mountains of Awesome.

by kalaeth August 12, 2010

Shit mountain

A name you call one of your best friends as in a joking matter. They are such great friends and are extremely funny, but sometimes they can be complete idiots. Or total jerks. This name is not to be taken seriously

"Hey shit mountain! Get your booty over here"

by HurtMySelf_haha July 10, 2017

Battle Mountain

Battle Mountain is brown, sad, and unappealing. The only time Battle Mountain looks nice is in winter, when it doesn't look like Battle Mountain. The economy is dependent on the 2 local grocery stores and various drug deals. And unless you like swimming or drinking, there is literally nothing to do. But hey, at least it isn't Lovelock.

"I hate Battle Mountain"

"OMG same. It's better than Lovelock tho"

"True"

by MangoBits February 13, 2023

Smoky Mountain

Taking a break from any type of work while consuming a cigarette and any sort of Mountain Dew product.

Person A: "Where's Joe?"

Person B: "He finished up painting that wall and ran outside for a 'Smoky Mountain' break.

by TheWD August 1, 2010

Hitting the Mountains

The act of hooking up with some one on dating and experimenting with each other

We Hitting the Mountains to Night

by Mr.Stinkbear January 27, 2010

Mountain Top

Receiving a blowjob from a woman on the top of a mountain.

Guy #1: "This hot chick and I took a hike up a mountain and she sucked me off!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You got that Mountain Top!"

by The One and Only Mr. Clean September 23, 2018