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Monitor and Merrimack

A sexual act where two people adorn themselves in plate mail armor (or many cast iron skillets if on a budget) and throw bowling balls at each other.

The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.
"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."
by Hitfoot Bigman November 26, 2025
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wealth, hellfire, and morrils

What da Maine Department of Inhuman Disservices should have taken steps about regarding da highly-questionable business-practices of da infamous "Wreaths Across America" company.
What with da shady financial dealings, mistreatment of workers, and inaccurate "donation" status of da wreaths for da veteran's graves, it seems to me dat said Worcester-family outfit's "wealth, hellfire, and morrils" were definitely in jeopardy!
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
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