The dark web's version of Walmart. The website allows you to buy anything from illegal weapons, fake passports, human organs, sex trafficking, etc. This site is terrifying and it's also illegal. Never been there myself and never want to go there.
by Matthewmcconaughey March 7, 2020
Get the Dark Martmug. hi bitch. if this gets published wowwwww. marte's kinda cool i guess. maybe not that much but uh yeah. also how tf are her eyes so pretty like jeeeeeesus
hi marteee
by its me guess February 26, 2020
Get the martemug. by walmartguy May 2, 2011
Get the Go To Wal-Martmug. 
I'm/Me/Mar/Cause or knowly as it is generation slang, It’s meaning is Pinipitas na Mangga or Kinukuha na Mangga.
However, It requires a lot of work and a tedious job nevertheless of it’s long breathtaking job.
However, It requires a lot of work and a tedious job nevertheless of it’s long breathtaking job.
by ulol robredo pa den sa 2022 May 25, 2022
Get the I’m/Me/Mart/Causemug. A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.
Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"
by von groovy June 24, 2024
Get the Man, go to Wal-Martmug. To hit a terrible golf shot, usually short and to the right after numerous practice swings and many pre-swing girations.
by shark004 May 23, 2018
Get the Martmug.