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myspace

A place where whores tell you that they get laid every night when in fact, the last boyfriend they had was that skinhead dude in the 2nd grade.
Me:Go fuck yourself
Whore: I DON'T NEED TO I HAVE A BF FOR THAT (the whore is only 13)
Me:Who would wanna fuck a dumb bitch like you
Whore:FINE I ADMIT IT I GOT LAID BY MY MOTHER HAPPY NOW!!
*Whore proceeds to spam my myspace with useless comments*
by dangyoufugly April 20, 2008
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Myspace

A website for insecure people. "A place for friends"....or more like "A place for people who need friends." It's a website where everyone adds anyone within a 879847 mile radius from them. It's a place for old men to creep up on little girls. Or for people to become "myspace pals" with somebody who is really 40 years older than you thought. Everyone reads everyone elses comments and checks everyone elses top friends. People who use this website tend to update their profile every week, because they have no life.
person 1: "omg! becky took me off her top friends!"

person 2: "omg really? are you still on her profile?"

person 1: "no...i think she hates me."

person 3: "wow guys...it's just myspace, chill."
by aprilsays April 1, 2009
mugGet the Myspacemug.

myspace

a networking website meant for ppl over the age of 14. it is commonly abused by those younger than that age, and is commonly abused by peddys to find those younger than/around 14. this can be prevented by marking a profile as private. one who is extremely comp savvy can still find out where u live through this though.
peep-do u have myspace?
op-pssh no its stupid and someone could like come and abduct me
peep-have u ever heard of PRIVATE pros?
op-u can still find ouct where someone lives
peep-whatevs
by mandopotando December 30, 2008
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myspace

Myspace.com is a fun, social networking site that lets you talk to friends, post pictures and blogs, and design a profile of your self using HTML. This site is fun and is a great place to make friends, learn HTML, listen to music, promote a band, and mostly, keep in touch with friends.

However, people think that it is smart and cleaver to completely hate and over-stereotype myspace. To them, if you have a myspace you are "emo", take slutty half nude pictures, try to get tons of friends to look cool, and whore your self in attempt to get more friends/comments. This is true sometimes but a lot of people on it really don't do those things and like to talk to their real friends.

Yes, it can be annoying at times to see all of the slutty pics and whoring bulletins, but it is worth it to keep in touch with friends and is a heck of a lot faster than snail mail. And if you DO have over a hundred friends and a well designed page, it does not mean that you know none of those people and just want to look cool.

And for the people that think myspace is full of perverts and stalkers, thats only a problem if you are dumb and provide your phone number ON your profile or respond to any messages from 40 year old men in a different states saying, "Hey your hot, want to chat?".

Overall, myspace is a great site that gets shadowed way too much by stereotyping and bad stories on the news. Myspace is a great place and is very fun but if you have bad things to say about it or hate it, DON'T GET A FREAKING MYSPACE! It's that simple!
Person: Hey, do you have a myspace?
Me: Yeah.
Person: EEEEW MYSPACE NERD!!! GO CUT YOURSELF EMO FAG!!!!!
Me: (whips out shotgun)
by Stephen September 1, 2008
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myspace

a website where most people spend there usless time.
they get excited over new comments, and new picture comments, messages and friend requests.
well i knoq i sure do.
i so am gonna go check my myspace. omg look new comments!
by Alex Tunnell January 5, 2007
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Myspaced

Having taken a picture of yourself (as if to put it on Myspace or another networking website).
"I took a picture of myself standing in front of the mirror... I know, I totally myspaced."
by FutureSex February 22, 2007
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