Louisiana Cumsquat

A Louisiana cumsquat is when you’re checking your fantasy team while doing a squat at the gym, when all of a sudden you realize you might have a chance of winning your league this year so you produce an excess of semen as a result of your recent findings.

The gym staff had to clean up my Louisiana Cumsquat after I found out Saquon Barkley scored the touchdown I desperately needed.

by treyisverygood September 3, 2021

Louisiana face mask

When you bust on your sister's face and make her rub it In like a face mask

Man, last night was so fun I gave my sister a Louisiana face mask

by Bloodthirsty60 March 19, 2024

Louisiana Drive-By

When dealing with a water moccasin infestation, one can engage the snakes with a firearm from the back of an ATV at full speed. The speed and firepower of the assault will leave any surviving snakes shell-shocked and unable to mount an effective response.

Me and my cousins found a bunch of water moccasins by the river, and we damn sure couldn't leave 'em there, so we did the ol' Louisiana drive by from the back of a Polaris with 44s and the rest of them took off.

Louisiana Drive-Bys are defined as the most glorious American behavior possible, incorporating multiple skills. Possibly performed while drinking.

by Snake Controller May 24, 2021

Louisiana Stew

When you shut in a person as mouth and then stir it around with another's dick.

Eric asked his girl friend is he could give her a Louisiana Stew.

by Skfjsieifhakshfhhhs19 June 14, 2018

Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.

i need to hit that Louisiana crack pipe!

by mr chichi May 5, 2010

Louisiana Mud Pearl

When a woman gets creampied by her man and the cum runs out of her vagina onto her butthole, the man then eats her ass or the cum (the pearl) mixed with shit to create the Louisiana Mud Pearl

After dinner and drinks, Rob ate a Louisiana Mud Pearl for dessert.

by ColinHammer December 4, 2024

hosston louisiana

Hosston is a small town north of Shreveport the whores there sleep with their mother’s men go to Vivian and spread std’s

Hosston Louisiana is defined-ful of whores crackheads and std bitches

by Sprinkle berry March 20, 2019