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Logan

Person 1: Man, that Logan kid is totally gay and emo.
Person 2: Moer liek wemo LLOLOLOLOLOL!!!111
by Tatlin December 10, 2008
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Logarithm

The most crappy (C-RRRR-AAAA-P-EEEE) subject in the world. Logarithms tell how many times a number x must be divided by the base b to get 1, and hence can be considered an inverse of exponentiation. Yeah, whatever!
Me: I have been trying to understand this logarithm crap with its shitty tables for the past seven weeks.

He: Yuck!
by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006
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logan

(Adj,verb,noun,pronoun,adverb)

A cheeky kid who thinks touching his nips make him Micheal Jefferson.. HEHE

Also inculded him to be gay and have a strong liking to Brandons or Mir.Goormans
Dakota: Wow nate dont be pullin a logan on me
Nate: HEHE!!
by RafiRey007 January 25, 2010
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Logan

Highest form of brilliance. Conqueror of greatness to the highest expertise. Carrier of excellence. A man who's body was chiseled by the gods them self. If one's name is Logan, he shall fear none, unless thy is a fat sea witch. When a Logan opens his blinds in the bright and early morning, he shall find nothing but the pastiest broads on his side of town. Most of which he will never return a phone call to. To be a Logan, one must consume and live only off of the planets finest beer, whiskey, and marijuana. An enemy of god.(but that is besides the point.) On one's bed, rather than pillows, you will find a Logan uses the plumpest breasts to rest his head upon every night. Logan's religion is based off of death metal, and takes part in rituals and ceremonies of fecal burning on neighbor's doorsteps. Why do these ceremonies occur you may ask?...because fuck em that's why.

The Logan is known to also have a system of method.
L: Lewer into hope
O: Obtain ones love
G: Get it on
A: Abandon emotionally
N: Never speak to the broad again.
skeeze bag broad: Oh my goodness there's this guy creeping hard on my facebook page.

random: he must be a Logan
by logsythrash March 4, 2012
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Logan

The act of permorming ritualistic beastialities with at least one teenager. This may be with any type of animal, from squirrel to bear. This may involve some type of urination, either from the animal or the person doing the Eisenhauering. It may also be referred to as "loganized" or "loganation".
Dude, this weekend I loganized a girl and her pet bird! Nutty!
by Backwash October 4, 2006
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Logan Award

a award given out for somebody doing something stupid
Telling a very bad story and thinking it is funny would qualify you for the Logan Award.
by therealtork May 4, 2010
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