Local celebtard

A local celebrity, for example, a news anchor, reporter or meteorologist. These people claim they got into the line of work they are in because they had a true passion for it but, really, we all know they are only doing it in the hopes a Hollywood casting agent will one day spot them. Or The Today Show will fire Matt Lauer or Al Roker for them.

Person one: What you watching on TV?
Person two: Oh just Craig Setzer, from CBS 4 in Miami
Person one: Oh he's a local celebtard.

by Chocolate Dreamz January 24, 2011

lobamatized

The widespread political practice started in 2007 that deprives a majority of the population of sensitivity, vitality and (most importantly) intelligence.

Bob - Who did you vote for?
Joe - Obama
Bob - WTF?
Joe - He's going to CHANGE things.
Bob - Dude, you've been lobamatized!

by jval73 May 14, 2011

lobollz

when a midget gets really fuckin` high and gives ur whore a trick-or-treat,ANAL

That little midget lobollzed u hard bitch!

by LIL` ponis December 7, 2011

Localista

A person who loves everything local, is passionate about discovering the wonders of where we live.

When looking for the best new restaurant in the neighborhood, I consulted a localista.

by mleepapers February 24, 2013

local sorority

A sorority that typically consists of only one chapter, located at the university it was founded at. Chapters are typically small in size compared to their National counterparts, who tend to have chapters of 100+ girls.

Chi Omega Rho, a local sorority at Lawrence Technological University

by ORho February 1, 2014

local snoop dogg

Means the known weed person in your area. May be a dealer or a stoner.

Gotta get more kush from the local snoop dogg

by Herbelille January 4, 2015

Local Skin

A person who lives in your area whose main/only appeal is that they live nearby. This is a negative/objectifying term. Could refer to male or female.

Man 1: Dude I heard you got with Samantha, you must be excited!!

Man 2: Nah, she's just local skin. On to the next YA FEEL

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Woman 1: Wow Kathy I heard you hooked up with Dave, What a catch!!

Woman 2: Nah you got it all wrong, Dave is 100% local skin. Onto the next, YA FEEL

by Urmomsbutt101 July 31, 2014