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Leaving Fee

The price a pimp tells his hoe she is taxed when she leaves as a taxation for breaking loyalty and respect. In some ways like a deposit.
The bitch fagged off so she had to pay the leaving fee of 10k
by KingP2018$ August 24, 2018
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Jol-leaved

A sothern term meaning the action of leaving a significant other for a set period of time to work on oneself using a list provided by the person leaving.
My wife jol-leaved me and now I need to complete her list.
by B_Bait April 10, 2023
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baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.
Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."
by Grandsire May 4, 2020
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Leaving Storybrooke

the series finale of the American fantasy-drama series Once Upon a Time. It is the twenty-second episode of the seventh season and the 155th and final episode overall.
TV Fanatic gave Leaving Storybrooke a 4.2 out of 5 stars.1 Justin Kirkland of Entertainment Weekly gave the episode a B−, noting: "Gather your tissues, kids, because this is the last chapter of Once Upon a Time
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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Kohl's leave

This is what happens when you shit yourself at work and have to go to Kohl's to buy new pants and underwear. Best used when Kohl's is right across the street from work so you don't leave a train of actual shit.
Fuck. I just shit myself. Guess I better request Kohl's leave from management.
by CognitiveCaveat January 31, 2025
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Leaves in the gutter

The act of stuffing toilet paper between one’s butt cheeks to prevent a shart from soiling your underwear.
Dave: I have a bad case of bubble gut. I almost shit my pants.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.
by BLiv July 16, 2025
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kill all and leave

A solution to all your problems
P1: This math problem is hard
P2: Just kill all and leave
by Faiahball October 14, 2022
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