The Kitten Eater

The source of evil, flames and trolls uncontrollably on many message boards.

"If you were a kitten, you would be eaten."

by Darrien Florience November 30, 2003

Just Kittens

Silly alternative to saying "Just Kidding"

I like Nickleback...just kittens you guys!

Mike is so ugly, just kittens with mittens, he's a hottie!

by prohighfiver July 20, 2010

filthy kitten

A sexual being, mostly nocturnal, whos life consists of non stop parting, drugs, and sex. Often the prettiest of the group. Can communicate with kittens and hotties.

"That Carolyn is such a filthy kitten."

by CarolynJeanne September 27, 2009

kitten porn

A form of guilty pleasure for the kitten lovers out there.

My favorite after work treat is a good hour of kitten porn - websites with fluffy kittens really know how to erase the stress of a long day.

by katchup April 16, 2011

pooped a kitten

To have a bowel movement so large it is the size of a young feline.

Dude! I just pooped a kitten. Do not go in there.

by H-$ December 17, 2009

Exploding kitten

When you dick her so hard that her kitten explodes like hiroshima.

I made her muc like a korean nuclear bomb, we call it the exploding kitten!

by AssilemFlow December 27, 2017

Kitten-caboodle

Started in the late to mid 1990s

A pet name given to a beautiful girl whom you will always love more then all the stars in the universe.

RoseAnn, I love you so much... you will always be my “kitten-caboodle”!

by Jbluvsrd71595 September 02, 2018