Megyn Kelly

An ignorant Caucasian/white woman who fails to understand the implications of racism

Megyn Kelly: But what is racist? Because truly, you do get in trouble if you are a white person who puts on blackface on Halloween, or a black person who puts on whiteface for Halloween. Like, back when I was a kid, that was okay, as long as you were dressing up as, like, a character.
Reasonable human being: Excuse me, ma'am, do you not know history? And what the fuck is whiteface?

by dav davi November 3, 2018

Machine gun kelly

It's where the Male takes pop rocks puts them in his mouth and shots them like a machine gun into his girls vagina

Fred machine gun Kelly kimmie last night. Strawberry was the flavor

by BThomsen December 20, 2020

Rated R. Kelly

A female that is too young to have sex with

" Man did you see that chicken head at the movies last night, I'd love to fuck the shit out of her."

"You trippin, we're 25 years old, and she's Rated R. Kelly. Go to jail if you want too."

by Von J November 29, 2007

kelley

A pill comprising MDMA, magnesium (for the jaw clench), and 5-HTP (serotonin precursor).

No man, you aren't rolling on molly, this here is a kelley.

by Panoply January 13, 2014

Kelly Clarkson

Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)

Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!

by BabyFireflyyy June 17, 2009

Kellster

1. n: King of the Cambodians.
2. n: Best Cambodian basketball player in the world.

syn: cambo, combo, rambo, long-bow, LeBron, Fundamental, Mr. Hops, Long Shlong, Asian Sensation, Yao Jr., Harold

The Kellster is at it again, balling up smaller, 8th grade children at the park.

by rbkmadskillz March 2, 2005

Kelly Jane Bernier

the most amazing girl to ever walk this earth. she is amazing.

kelly jane bernier is the sex and the most amazing girl ever.

by codyjoshuacarter October 4, 2008