apricot jelly

a males discharge that is usually a little more sticky than usual

Awehhh shit you done filled up my penis pump with apricot jelly!
I ought to slap that shit out yo ass

by fffamouss January 16, 2009

jelly swirl

After having coitus with a woman who is menstruating, one pulls out before orgasm, wipes the red vaginal discharge on her face while ejaculating resulting in a pattern that resembles a jelly swirl.

Hey babe, I know you don't want to have sex because you're on the rag, but if we do I'll make a jelly swirl!

by clirtmurf October 26, 2011

jelly felching

Similar to felching except of using a straw you cut the two ends off a twizzler and use that to suck the semen from any human oriface eg. anus, vagina. After you must consume the twizzler with your partner.

FelchingJelly Felching

by Sal boeski + Eed Steedly December 8, 2013

Jelly DoughNut

When you bust a nut and then proceed to take a shit on such nut to resemble a jelly doughnut. Hence, that Nut being covered with shit like the bread surrounding the jelly.

Bro, I just made me a Mean Jelly DoughNut.

by Your Fellow Homo November 14, 2018

Jelly totting

The act of dunking your testicles in syrup or honey before coating them in sugar then proceeding to teabag your spouse

Brad told me at work today he is going home and jelly totting his wife

by Meatinaroofersandwich August 27, 2021

Jelly Gobbler

A person who is particularly bad at Cod: MW2. AKA a noob.

I got a negative k/d. I feel like such a Jelly Gobbler.

by Irish Wristwatch January 24, 2011

Jelly Dancers

Fat strippers

Don't go to that Club they have nothing but Jelly Dancers

by ZootieMac September 5, 2010