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Jelly Gobbler

A person who is particularly bad at Cod: MW2. AKA a noob.
I got a negative k/d. I feel like such a Jelly Gobbler.
by Irish Wristwatch January 24, 2011
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Jelly Dancers

Don't go to that Club they have nothing but Jelly Dancers
by ZootieMac September 5, 2010
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Jelly Squeeze

Either can be a non-girl/boyfriend or current girl/boy at the moment being jealous...
Dude, get over it, she is probably just a jelly squeeze looking to get back at him!
by Mrs. Carter March 5, 2009
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apricot jelly

a males discharge that is usually a little more sticky than usual
Awehhh shit you done filled up my penis pump with apricot jelly!
I ought to slap that shit out yo ass
by fffamouss January 16, 2009
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jelly felching

Similar to felching except of using a straw you cut the two ends off a twizzler and use that to suck the semen from any human oriface eg. anus, vagina. After you must consume the twizzler with your partner.
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by Sal boeski + Eed Steedly December 8, 2013
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Jelly DoughNut

When you bust a nut and then proceed to take a shit on such nut to resemble a jelly doughnut. Hence, that Nut being covered with shit like the bread surrounding the jelly.
Bro, I just made me a Mean Jelly DoughNut.
by Your Fellow Homo November 14, 2018
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pole jelly

When a mans penis becomes shinny with the lubricant of a woman’s vag..... hence giving the appearance of jelly on toast.
Ol sweet dick willie out there getting that good pole jelly after the roping.
by Sweetdickwilli3 August 4, 2019
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