(Noun) A close friend that you are hanging out with who leaves you for another friend group and lies about it.
by Doctor Court Murph October 28, 2018

John: Damn, you went from being in the dark to enlightening urself!!
Chris: Yea, I went from ditches to a sweep
Definition of ditch to a sweep: Living sub par then becoming upper echelon
Chris: Yea, I went from ditches to a sweep
Definition of ditch to a sweep: Living sub par then becoming upper echelon
by EchelonConfidence657494 September 12, 2023

The worst sort of ditching usually performed by a Digital Dick head, The act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need.
Drummer- Tom get over here we need support! We're just down by 5 we can do this
Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*
Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!
Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*
Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!
by Deported Donkey January 16, 2009

by St1ckkman July 18, 2022

by TValerie July 4, 2021

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.
Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

by nothrrealdad June 20, 2024
