Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway

All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.

by Marchaverage May 04, 2021

ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

by Whateverduuude May 02, 2018

stick ditch

Female name for a dirty vagina that swallows men while never to be seen again. Many foreign objects can be found in that stick ditch such as lint, car keys, lighters etc.

That girl Colleen has a real dirty stick ditch. Has anyone heard from Larry!? The last time he was seen was entering the infamous stick ditch

by Stick ditch December 26, 2017

Ditch mode

Getting left behind on purpose.

I’m going out with my friends today and putting my old lady on ditch mode.

by Old lady 1976 October 01, 2021

Ditching

Touching someone sexually

John loves ditching kids, but he has a zero win rate

by MunichBetter January 03, 2025

Ditching

To have sex in a ditch

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night

by Smedge April 16, 2021

Mushroom ditch

Whores vagina

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.

by Puntilla August 23, 2017