Itchsomnia

The inability to sleep due to itchy mosquito bites.

I had itchsomnia last night after the porch party, should have used Off!!

by Milsap June 28, 2012

Iratch

When a much older, African American man with kids hits on a younger girl inapropriately, often at work.

-Are you attracted to me?
-No, sorry you're an Iratch.

-You have to watch out for that new guy at work, he has kids and has been undressing you with his eyes, he must be an Iratch.

by Twerk145 January 24, 2014

Itchy Tomato

The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.

I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.

by BigBrotherD June 28, 2015

itchy steamboat

The itchy aftereffect of a deep and cavernous fart that reverberates against objects such as furniture or flooring, resulting in an itchy anus because of the heat and friction generated by the violent release of gas.

"Bro, last night when I was leaning against the wall at the club an itchy steamboat snuck up on me...I was scratching my b-hole for the rest of the night. Shouldn't have mixed beer and curry, I guess."

by YayDubs October 6, 2016

itchy grass

When a male has a thick pubic hair, it's really itchy.

Hey dude, why you scratchin'
I have an itchy grass, dude

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

itchy monkey

A horny woman who really wants the D.

Sally has an itchy monkey, look at how she looks at Steve.

by Cloverfield December 12, 2016

Itchache

When a part of your body has the pain associated with a headache and itches simultaneously, often occurring after a surgical procedure.

1.) My friend has an itchache from her brain surgery scar and no medications are working 2.) I wish I could scratch this itchache, but that would be unwise.

by Mindfulmess February 2, 2018