shut the fuck outta here

a combination of shut the fuck up and get outta here.

Oscar: Yo man you are not going to believe this but I met this dimepiece last night and she is a Playboy centerfold...we're hooking up tonight and going out for dinner and a movie!
James: Shut the fuck outta here!!!!

by R.A.W.thentik March 6, 2008

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when tuan gets here

(generally used as a rhetorical phrase ;

variants: when tuan arrives, when tuan comes ; related: until tuan gets here, until tuan arrives, until tuan comes, if tuan gets here, if tuan arrives, if tuan comes)

1: a rhetorical phrase used to refer to a time that will, for all practical purposes, never come - esp. in relation to an event or action

2: a rhetorical phrase meant to convey the impossibility of an event or action.

3: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action will occur a very long time from now

4: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action is unlikely to occur

1. According to quantum mechanics, it is impossible to know or determine the absolute position of an object. Position in quantum mechanics is not deterministic, but rather probabilistic. Thus, we can consider the position of an object at a particular time as a probability distribution wherein each conceivable position in space is assigned the likelihood of the object being there. Though quantum mechanics is typically confined to the subatomic realm, its scope can be generalized to the macroscopic world in which we live. Indeed, where we are at a particular time is not some absolute, monolithic thing, but a hazy smudge in space. With some infinitesimal probability you are (or could be) simultaneously in the next room, in the attic, even in the bed of the pretty woman next door. But, alas, in this big, clumsy macroscopic world we live in these probabilities are inconceivably small. So, unless you're really, really, really lucky, you will have to wait until, I don't know, when tuan gets here to magically find yourself snug in the bed of the girl next door.

2. I will have sex with Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio when tuan gets here.

3. This proton will decay when tuan gets here.

4. The Middle East will cease to be a burden to Western industrialized nations when tuan gets here.

by atlasfugged August 2, 2007

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I can see my house from here

A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.

Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"

by mcilroga October 31, 2008

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Come round here, come round here

What you say to someone when they start doing or saying fucked up shit.

Example 1:
Bro: walks in to your kitchen and helps him self to your beers

You: (as you see your bro with beer) Come round here, come round here

Example 2:
Bro: hey Bro, i think you should make me a sandwhich.

You: faaarrk offfff!! Come round here, come round here.

by Namskal September 21, 2019

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Bring Dat ass here boi

(Usually used by ghetto black teens) a phrase used by someone who was just verbally embarrassed by a friend. The phrase indicates that the user is about to verbally trash his target. (must put emphases on capitalized words like "Bring Dat ass Here BOI")

Edgar: "Daquan's an ugly muthafucka" *everyone laughs*
Daquan: "Edgar" "Bring Dat ass Here BOI"

by kam11345 November 3, 2014

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